By Christopher Kaufman, Clinic Manager at Emperor’s College Acupuncture Clinic
Being located in Los Angeles means you can’t get around the LA Lakers. As a result, many members of our school’s staff, faculty and student body are die-hard Lakers fans. It’s not unusual to see one of us dressed in purple and gold on campus, especially during playoff season.
But these are trying times for Lakers fans. Remember how, at the beginning of this year’s NBA season, we were all eagerly anticipating what this team was capable of? Almost halfway through the season, we have our answer: not much. As Lakers fans everywhere struggle with an upside-down basketball landscape where right (the Lakers) is wrong and wrong (the Clippers) is right, my mind centers on one person – Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant.
If the team is to improve in the near future and make its way back to immediate prominence, it will start with Kobe. Thankfully, I have the solution! All Kobe needs is a little bit of acupuncture, and he’ll be right as rain in no time! Don’t believe me? Read on!
But first: Here in Los Angeles, everyone knows someone. So I’m appealing to you, dear reader. I’m sure you know Kobe Bryant’s dad’s cousin’s florist or something like that, so your job is to get this article to that florist. I’ll take care of the rest. Read more